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Superman III (1983) (part 1 of 6)
The Cast of Characters:
Superman (Christopher Reeve!). The Man of Steel and America’s favorite Boy Scout. Obnoxiously geeky as his alter ego Clark Kent. Faces his toughest opponent (snicker) in…
Ross Webster (Robert Vaughn!). A very poor, second-generation copy of Lex Luthor. He’s assisted by…
Lorelei Ambrosia (Pamela Stephenson). A poor man’s Miss Teschmacher (yeah, just let that one sink in). Plays the dumb blonde but is actually very bright. Ha! A sexy blonde who is really smart, isn’t that a scream? Often at odds with…
Vera Webster (Annie Moss). Ross’s vaguely butch sister. Eventually melds with a supercomputer in a vain effort to give us a decent villain for this thing. Has a strong dislike for…
Gus Gorman (Richard Pryor!). Is either extremely dumb or extremely smart, depending on whatever the plot currently demands. Builds a supercomputer that was originally supposed to be Brainiac. Gives the Phillip Morris version of Kryptonite to Superman in a ceremony attended by…
Lana Lang (Annette O’Toole!). Possibly meant as a love interest for Superman, but pretty much gets ignored by the story. Has a terminally cute son named…
Ricky (Paul Kaethler). Generic child in peril fodder. Owns an equally (or perhaps more so) cute dog.
Superman (Christopher Reeve!). The Man of Steel and America’s favorite Boy Scout. Obnoxiously geeky as his alter ego Clark Kent. Faces his toughest opponent (snicker) in…Ross Webster (Robert Vaughn!). A very poor, second-generation copy of Lex Luthor. He’s assisted by…Lorelei Ambrosia (Pamela Stephenson). A poor man’s Miss Teschmacher (yeah, just let that one sink in). Plays the dumb blonde but is actually very bright. Ha! A sexy blonde who is really smart, isn’t that a scream? Often at odds with…Vera Webster (Annie Moss). Ross’s vaguely butch sister. Eventually melds with a supercomputer in a vain effort to give us a decent villain for this thing. Has a strong dislike for…Gus Gorman (Richard Pryor!). Is either extremely dumb or extremely smart, depending on whatever the plot currently demands. Builds a supercomputer that was originally supposed to be Brainiac. Gives the Phillip Morris version of Kryptonite to Superman in a ceremony attended by…Lana Lang (Annette O’Toole!). Possibly meant as a love interest for Superman, but pretty much gets ignored by the story. Has a terminally cute son named…Ricky (Paul Kaethler). Generic child in peril fodder. Owns an equally (or perhaps more so) cute dog.To read the rest of this article, support the Agony Booth on Patreon.
Jessica Ritchey
Born in Western North Carolina, Juniper was discovered in a filthy shack in the lovely Blue Ridge Mountains, speaking a made up language to a tattered rag doll, her only companion. Her social skills have improved little in the intervening years. She is currently making flailing efforts at being a freelance writer. One of history's supreme procrastinators she plans on writing a book about it someday.
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