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Feb 20, 2013
Super Friends! “The Mysterious Moles” (part 8 of 8)
Underground, the kids are hiding in a cave blocked by a huge boulder. Meanwhile, the heroes are still backing up. Marvin gets the boulder to move, and Wonder Woman tosses it into the other rocks, scattering them like bowling pins. So much for not harming them, I guess.
I should note that we’re almost five minutes from the end of the episode and the superhero with second billing finally did something useful. Just saying.
Minnie orders the trees and rocks to attack. Batman leaps onto a rock as it rolls towards him, and gets it to reverse course and smash into some other rocks by running on top of it like a log.
Screw physics, I guess.
Wonder Woman snags a tree with her lasso as it chases Aquaman around. Damn, from hero to zero in less than five minutes. Yep, he’s useless alright!
Ah, there’s the Aquaman we know and love!
Robin gets a rock to crash into a tree by using his cape like a matador. Meanwhile, Aquaman is still being schooled by trees, though he does manage to tie the leaves of one together. This doesn’t last long, and he’s chased into the water.
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Ed Harris
A fan of less than great cinema since childhood, Ed divides his time between writing scripts, working an actual paying job and subjecting himself willingly to some of the worst films society has produced.
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