Super Friends! “The Giants of Doom” (part 2 of 5)

The episode begins in a swamp, with the Darth Vader Helmet resting on the bottom. This must be one deep-ass swamp if something this big can sit down here.

Caption contributed by Ed

The new Hotel de Sith. Come and stay a while… It is your destiny!

Inside, Bizarro is outlining a plan as only he can.

Bizarro: Me have plan destroy Super Friends. Then Legion of Doom be ruler of Earth.

For some reason, we focus on Grodd and Toyman as they listen. Well, Toyman is listening while playing with a Superman doll. Grodd is just glaring at Toyman because… Well, take a look at the freak! You’d stare at that mother, too!

Caption contributed by Ed

“I swear to god, if you don’t put that doll down I will start throwing my crap at you.”

It seems that Bizarro has found a way to turn people into 100 foot tall giants by way of a “ray device”. Because you can’t say “gun” on Saturday morning television, it might give the youth of America ideas.

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Ed Harris

A fan of less than great cinema since childhood, Ed divides his time between writing scripts, working an actual paying job and subjecting himself willingly to some of the worst films society has produced.

Multi-Part Article: Super Friends! "The Giants of Doom"

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