Apr 16, 2020
Star Trek: The Next Generation “The Outrageous Okona” (part 6 of 6)
Back in the dull Romeo and Juliet rip-off (which, somehow, is even more of a rip-off than that story Mr. T told about Jackie and Ricky), Okona talks to Lady Capulet, reminding her of all the things she’s done for Timberlake, and vice versa, and how they truly do love each other, blah blah blah. The orchestra swoops in as Capulet proclaims her love for Timberlake and Timberlake asks her to marry him. And, of course, she says yes.
Okona whistles to get Timberlake’s attention, and then tosses the Jewel of Thesia on over. For a “national heritage”, they sure have no compunction about treating it like a softball. Also, I’m getting less “national treasure” from this object than I am “cheap broach from Zales”. I’m just sayin’.
Well, the two lovebirds hold hands and another stupid bit is made out of the dads arguing about which planet they’ll live on. Picard comes over and is like, “My name’s Paul, and that’s between y’all” and tells them to get the hell off his ship already. He says the Enterprise has some “business” to attend to, namely, the business of ending this insipid plot. Okona beams proudly as the dads say, “My grandson!” to each other. Oh, a minute ago it was all “bastard child”, now it’s “my grandson”. What’s that all about?