Mar 26, 2020
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979), a recap (part 3 of 10)
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Previously: Spock’s human blood was touched by the big evil cloud out in space and so he didn’t get to join the Kohlinar Klub. Meanwhile, Kirk and Scotty flew around the Enterprise in a shuttle, and um… you know, I don’t think anything else happened.
On the Enterprise bridge, it’s total chaos, with crewmen yelling at each other as they try to get everything working, and there’s even someone standing on some sort of antigravity pad to fix something on the ceiling. Because in the 23rd Century, ladders are totally passé. We pan across the bridge and find Uhura hard at work, and Nichelle Nichols is notably sporting a much more natural ‘do than in her TOS days. And hey, now she even gets to wear pants, as do all the other female crew members.
Kirk arrives in the turbolift, and Uhura addresses him as “Captain” because she just got the “transfer-of-command order” from Starfleet. Sulu and Chekov are also here on the bridge, and everybody stops what they’re doing to stand around Kirk and bask in his glow. Kirk thanks them for the warm welcome but wishes the circumstances were less dire.
He asks where the infamous Captain Decker is, and Sulu tells him he’s in Engineering. “He, uh… he doesn’t know.” Meaning it’s up to Kirk to break the bad news. And here we get the first instance of a split-field diopter shot in this movie, and it won’t be the last. For those not familiar, a split-field diopter is a special lens attachment that allows the camera to focus simultaneously on elements in the foreground and elements in the background; the tell-tale sign is the blurry line running down the middle of the frame. Apparently, The Motion Picture is notorious for its use of the split-field diopter and might even hold the record for most uses in a film. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it, and frankly the purpose of most of these shots kind of eludes me.
Kirk tells Chekov to assemble the crew in the rec room later, and then he heads on down to Engineering, and despite this supposedly being the same ship, it looks totally different from the TOS set. It’s laid out like the future Next Generation Engineering set, with a tall pulsating warp drive column, and people having to take personal elevators from one level to another. Kirk rides the elevator down to where Scotty is working with Captain Decker, apparently to fix the transporters. And this is where things get uncomfortable, because Decker is played by Stephen Collins, who decades later admitted to doing some gross sexual things with underage girls, and yet denied that this made him a pedophile. You’ll be happy to know that I’ll be avoiding the pedophilia jokes in this recap, but I sure won’t feel bad about unloading on his character and what a tool he is in this movie.
Decker sees Kirk and thinks the Enterprise is just getting a “top brass send-off”. Oh, you’re getting a send-off alright, Decker.