May 3, 2017
Southland Tales (2006) (part 10 of 10)
Well, at long last, here we are in the final fifteen minutes of Southland Tales. Nothing left to do now but explain away a few loose ends, resolve some character arcs, smile for the cameras, and let the credits roll. Right? Pretty please?
Well, at any rate, I’ll just let the crazy speak for itself as much as possible. Lord knows I couldn’t hope to do any better.
Boxer re-enters the MegaZeppelin’s bar, fingers a-twitter and eyes alive with drive and intent. Zeroing in on the bar, he soon finds Serpentine smoking up a storm. Setting his Shatner voice to a smooth 6.5, he tells Serpentine, “You know… exactly… what happened out in the desert.” Don’t ask me how he knows this. You should know better than to ask such foolish questions by now. Shame on you.