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Signs And Wonders: The Dudepocalypse Is At Hand

Hey, nice marmot!These two stories from yesterday have us convinced that the arc of the moral universe bends toward Lebowski:

1) An Arizona law banning ferrets from being brought into restaurants has gone into effect. The measure

stems from efforts to narrow the number of species considered “service animals,” Capital Media Services reported Monday.

Laws previously allowed several types of animals to be claimed as “service animals” and brought into restaurants and other facilities by people with disabilities, but the new law restricts the designation to dogs and miniature horses.

While ferrets are no longer allowed in restaurants, it is still apparently legal for Germans to wave them menacingly at unsuspecting bathers.

In North Charleston, South Carolina, police arrested a woman Monday night “after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.”

Vernett Bader, 54, stabbed her 64-year-old roommate — who was also her former boyfriend — with a serrated kitchen knife after he refused to turn off the Eagles and told her to “shut up.” The roommate and his brother forced her to drop the knife, but she obtained another and continued to stab him several times in the arm and hand. Police say all three were intoxicated.


Readers are urged to be on the lookout for fucking nihilists.

[UPI / Gawker]

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  • msanthropesmr

    I probably should really start looking at the hoverround, I mean, hovertexts…

  • shastakoala

    Someone has to be laid back for the rest of us.

  • x111e7thst

    She stabbed him with her steely knife?

    • James William Twiner

      but she just couldn’t … aw fuck NOW I’M QUOTING THE “LYRICS”!!!!

  • actor212

    God Alps those who Alp themselves.

  • Jim Donaught

    Trying to imagine the Arizona lawmakers debating the relative merits of ferrets and horses in restaurants. Horses win, because Arizona.

  • RevZafod

    You’re entering a world of pain.

  • Lemme tell ya somethin’… I dig your work.

  • BMW

    Having not seen the movie in a few year…what the hell is that in the bath tub with him?

  • tomsveb

    Wouldn’t turn off the Eagles? Told her to shut up? That sounds like justifiable homicide right there. I realize he didn’t die, but some things are stabbing offenses.