Feb 28, 2018
Sideboob Roundup: Important Tidbits About The People You Love To Hate
Haha America Justin Bieber is your new angel investor poster boy. The Biebs is now the “lead investor” of some new tween-ish social networking site. Valleywag points out that if Bieber throwing money at A Thing makes him a lead investor, then the title has no meaning whatsoever.
Wannabe Internet startup job-creating world-beaters, your fate now rests in the hands of a petulant child whose most recent newsmaking activity was getting busted sneaking out of a brothel in Rio. You know what? Actually, you will all get along just fine. Also, too, your new Web 3.0: The Webening company can probably get some fly Bieber-endorsed toothbrushes.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison may have gotten back together, or it may just be the feverish hopes of some Daily Mail reporter who really really hopes they did. Today we learned that Kristen Stewart drives a “signature beat up blue pickup truck.” The K-Stew, she is just like us.
19-year-old Courtney Stodden and her 53-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson have split. If these crazy kids couldn’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? Also, too, her outfit is totally what we wear shopping too! But only when we arrive in our signature beat up blue pickup truck.
Miley Cyrus spent Halloween with the dude from Good Charlotte who used to date Paris Hilton. No idea if that’s a step up or a step down for that dude. Also, too, she apparently spent the evening drinking Malibu rum. We’d rather lick tar, but your mileage may vary.
Tune in for more next time, which is whenever we feel like doing this again
[Stodden/Hutchinson photo copyright PR Photos]