Jun 5, 2019
Start Counting Down The Minutes Until You Can See Angelina Jolie As Maleficent
It’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here it’s here. Yesterday we got the poster
…and today we get a teaser trailer for Disney’s “Maleficent” starring Angelina Jolie as Sleeping Beauty’s evil fairy godmother. The trailer is perfect. The trailer is everything we had hoped for except for the part where it is not yet an entire movie. That part is a bit disappointing. Normally we are not necessarily all that much about Disney things, but we will make all the exceptions in the world for this, as it looks fantastically fairy tale Grimmmmmmmm.
Look at Angelina Jolie, people. LOOK AT HER. Those shiny horns! Those ruby red lips! Those cheekbones, which are ridic and amazing and, as Jezebel points out, so sharp you could slice a ham with them. Finally, Angelina proves herself the worthy successor to Anjelica Huston’s Beautiful Grownup That Menaces Children throne, as we always knew could and should happen.
“Maleficent” is out May 30, 2014 and we cannot wait.