Mar 4, 2020
VIDEO: The Scorpion King (2002)
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What has: swords, sorcery, and a female lead who wears nothing but sequins and chiffon? The Mummy prequel The Scorpion King, starring Dwayne Johnson (back when he was still The Rock), Michael Clarke Duncan and Kelly Hu, which also handily features Actual Funny™ and lots and lots of half-naked men. She may not love it, but Ursa’s probably not going to be too disappointed in this one.