Sep 18, 2020
Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 6 of 11)
We fade to dinner as Lenny describes how Hulk kicked the asses of those crooks at the mall. I’m not sure why, but this prompts hearty gales of laughter all around instead of suspicions that a violent psychopath could be in their midst. Garrett asks if Santa has a place to stay tonight [?]. Um, okay. I don’t know why they’d assume he’s homeless, but if he is, would you really want him staying around little kids?
Garrett explains they have more than enough room at the orphanage, because they “found homes for all the kids that we could!” In the movie’s most idiotic moment yet, this prompts Taylor to yell, “We’re the leftovers!” [!!] as he storms out. Gee, I can’t imagine why they couldn’t find a home for this little bundle of joy.
After a brief moment of awkward silence where nobody tries to go after Taylor or talk to him, Garrett again offers Hulk and Lenny any of the empty rooms.