Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 10 of 11)

Eventually, Hulk finds that the other two cop cars have somehow gotten ahead of him and created a roadblock. Hulk stops, and Clint Howard drives up directly behind him, stupidly putting himself directly in his own officers’ line of fire. Raise your hand if you can see where this is going. Very good. You have learned well, Daniel-san.

Oh, but wait! This movie is about to bottom out and sink to a whole new level of stupidity! A cop goes to the trunk of his car and pulls out what is apparently a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher [!!!!!]. Well, of course! Just like all small-town police departments have!

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 10 of 11)

Oops! Looks like we accidentally wandered onto the set of First Blood!

In the Hummer, Butler Chas reminds Hulk of Blake’s Rule #20, AKA the Galaxy Quest rule, so Hulk floors it. The cop fires the rocket, but Hulk swerves [!!] and the rocket misses him [!!]. Yes, you read that right, he swerved to avoid a missile. So, apparently, if all those Iraqis had been better drivers, we might have never won the war.

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Multi-Part Article: Santa with Muscles (1996)

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