Recipe Ideas For That Page Six Lady Whose Boyfriend Will Marry Her If She Will Shut Up And Make Him A Sandwich Already

Recipe Ideas For That Page Six Lady Whose Boyfriend Will Marry Her If She Will Shut Up And Make Him A Sandwich Already

What’s that, New York Post? You have something you want to tell us?

Eric devoured the sandwich as if it were a five-star meal, diving in with large, eager bites. “Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.

As he finished that last bite, he made an unexpected declaration of how much he loved me and that sandwich: “Honey, you’re 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!”

I paused.

Was our happily ever after as simple as making him a few sandwiches?

WAS IT, Stephanie Smith? WAS IT????

Here are some ideas for sandwiches Stephanie Smith should make her idiot boyfriend, so he will Put A Ring On It and she can stop being such a stupid, single whore:

  • A knuckle sandwich.
  • A sandwich of poo.
  • A Stephanie Smith Sandwich where she fucks two of his friends.

[NYPost / 300Sandwiches]

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