Rock: It's Your Decision (1982) (part 4 of 4)

A few days later at the church, Brother Owen comes down to greet Jeff and his parents. Apparently, Jeff is about to give a speech, and accordingly, he’s put on a tie with the biggest knot I’ve ever seen in my life. Jeff says he hopes his speech “makes them think of things… like I have the past week.” Like, how not to tie a tie.

We learn that Jeff is about to share all his “research” with the youth meeting. Before they go inside, Dad thanks Brother Owen, and he’s got this ridiculously twangy accent that nobody else in the movie has. He says that after he came back from his business trip, they got together “as a family” and worked out all of their problems, and he totally sounds like he’s reading his lines off a cue card.

Rock: It's Your Decision (1982) (part 4 of 4)

Just ask yourself, how would Jesus tie a tie?

Mom adds that “After Jeff shared his research with us, well, Arthur and I committed some things to Christ, also!” Well, hot damn, I really need to hear this research. It must be golden! Brother Owen is very, very pleased with all of this.

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Multi-Part Article: Rock: It's Your Decision (1982)

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