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Rielle Hunter ‘Sorry’ She Fell In Love With Your Husband, Ghost Elizabeth Edwards

It has taken seven years and the united hatred of a country that normally couldn’t agree on whether the sun is blocked by the rotation of the earth or whether it is eaten by the moon every night. Oh, and it has taken having a new book out, but forget that. Rielle Hunter is sorry. She apologizes. She did not know when she fell in love with John Edwards that it was selfish and wrong and terrible and cunty and the worst. And she did not know when she fucked him that she would fall in love with him, which was selfish and wrong and cunty and the worst.

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WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE NEED FROM HER BEFORE YOU BUY HER (REVISED) BOOK, the one so helpfully linked in her apology?

Rielle Hunter’s new book, “In Hindsight, What Really Happened: The Revised Edition: John Edwards, Our Daughter and Me” is on sale today. She is the New York Times bestselling author of, “What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter and Me.” She has a 5 year old daughter, Francis Quinn.

Here are some people who are also not good at apologies, and they’re still better at apologies than Rielle Hunter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jThgoRoOzV8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fESrHOVa8E

Hell, Tracy Chapman isn’t even sorry because SHE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG, because she is Tracy Chapman, and she is perfect! And she is still sorrier than Rielle Hunter!

In conclusion, fuck you Rielle Hunter, we are “sorry” you are the worst.

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