Richard Simmons Loves This Shirt!
I even almost got mad at the Obamas, and would have if such a thing were possible, when Richard Simmons revealed they just weren’t that into him. GODDAMMIT OBAMAS, YOU BE NICE TO HIM!
Well, things are better now, because Richard Simmons LOVES THIS SHIRT! Here, let him tell us:
In case you didn’t know, I love this shirt!
Do you love that shirt, reader? Well, IT DOESN’T MATTER if you love that shirt, because Richard Simmons loves that shirt! Everyone, let’s all find something today that makes us happy. I, for instance, love this gin!