Retirement Home Meth Lab Proves Seniors Can Do It All!
Police and residents of a retirement community were stunned that a 64-year-old Northern California man arrested during a traffic stop was accused of cooking methamphetamine inside his apartment at the facility for seniors.
What’s to be stunned about, police and residents? Seniors FUCKING LOVE DRUGS.
While conducting a search of [Robert] Short’s car, officers found 4 ounces of crystal meth, plastic bags and an electronic scale, Sgt. Brian Valles said.
No no no, officer, those four ounces of meth were for personal use. Mr. Short, way to drug deal! Definitely nothing incriminating in your car you were riding around in, while on CONDITIONAL RELEASE FOR SELLING METH.
Meanwhile, Short’s neighbors at the California League-Fresno Village retirement home claim he totally kept to himself, and they definitely weren’t copping from him every morning before dinner.
“I would never guess that anything like that would go on at a senior citizen village,” tenant Robin Schramek said.
Robin Schramek has had one hundred fourteen illegal immigrants trafficked through his or her basement.