Rachel Maddow Simply Does Not Care For Fox News’s Coverage Of Bundy Ranch

Fox News is pretty sure that World Net Daily must know some real inside stuff about the armed-standoff goings-on at Bundy Ranch, like for instance the government causing the lunar eclipse.

Also, the jackbooted thugs who come to seize yr stuff when you don’t pay your grazing fees for 197,000 years, those jackbooted thugs may have been vanquished for now, when they decided, “fuck it, probably better not shoot all the women these ‘freedom fighters’ are going to hide behind,” but that does not mean they are not going to get all Janet Reno and seize Elian Gonzales from the rancher’s home in the middle of the night.

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Sorry you didn’t get your massacree, Fox News : (

Here, have this one instead.

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