R. Kelly Would Like You To Know He Is Really Good At Doing Sex
R. Kelly has a new song out, and it is helpfully called “Sex Genius” so that you don’t have any uncertainty about what it might be about.
How can you not love a song with such clarity, lyric-wise:
I’m blessed with the insight to please your body/
Tonight you’re lying with a sex genius.
This would be the greatest R. Kelly sex jam ever except that R. Kelly already recorded “Ignition,” which is stone cold one of the best sex jams ever:
Sorry, R. Kelly. Your new song is awesome, but it is way less awesome than that song by R. Kelly. Solid effort though.