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Moonwalker (1988) (part 1 of 5)
Apr 20, 2004
Quest for Camelot (1998) (part 7 of 7)
Afterwards, the dragons follow Kayley a few paces, but get distracted in an argument over whether she and Garrett should be a couple. Devon explains what kind of man she needs, which culminates in him getting so worked up that he kisses Cornwall, much to their mutual disgust.
Making out with your Siamese twin? Not even ol’ Jerry Lee was wild enough to try that one.
Kayley rounds a bend, and then announces to no one in particular that she’s going back for Garrett. Alas, just then she’s ambushed by Ruber’s gang, and wrapped in chains. She’s stripped of Excalibur by Ruber himself, and his eye twitches as he holds it at last.
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Rori Stevens
Miss Stevens came to the Agony Booth in the process of looking for reviews of Trail of the Pink Panther and has since established herself as (among other things) a notoriously devoted Peter Sellers fan, a Michael Jackson deconstructionist, and an all-round critiquer. She has delusions of success as a writer but has a day job just in case. "Sapphire" credits whatever success she has as a Boother to her love of the whimsical, eccentric side of cinema - while others might blanche at the madness of the films she's helped recap, she dives in every time.
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