May 20, 2014
ProFlowers And ‘The Bachelor’ Have Some Seriously Classy Shizz For Your V-Day Boning
Here, let’s have some press release!
Fans of the show and of this season’s Bachelor, Juan Pablo, can now experience a piece of the romance with the Bachelor Bouquet. Inspired by the series’ iconic rose ceremony seen at the end of each episode, the bouquet is made up of 24 long-stemmed red roses and features five sparkling rhinestones nestled throughout to add a touch of glamour. ProFlowers’ freshness guarantees that recipients of the bouquet can enjoy their own red roses for at least seven days.
*”The Bachelor,” following an awesome lawsuit first broken by Happy’s sister site, TerribleNewsforTerriblePeople.com, apparently has its first “minority” Bachelor in this dude, Juan Pablo, “an American-born Venezuelan former professional football player.” Not to get all Grad School Race Seminar at ya, since Rule Number One in Grad School Race Seminar is “there is no such thing as race,” but we are going to go with “that dude looks white as fuck.” Your thoughts in the comments!
**Rhinestones not an actual gem.