Grown-Up Marky ‘Mark’ Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With

Grown-Up Marky 'Mark' Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With

This week brings us not one, but two, Boston boys going hard. First up, Happy fan favorite Marky Mark, who spent quality time yelling at Hollywood about people big-upping themselves for working out when they star in a film. (Looking at you, Tom Cruise, and your “training for my movie is like training for the Olympics” nonsense.)

When an interview wanted to fawn over Wahlberg for his preparation for “Lone Survivor,” which is about a Navy SEAL mission in Afghanistan, Marky went off and told him ungently that any comparison to actual war was a bit misplaced.

“For actors to sit there and talk about ‘oh I went to SEAL training’? I don’t give a fuck what you did. You don’t do what these guys did. For somebody to sit there and say my job was as difficult as being in the military? How fucking dare you, while you sit in a makeup chair for two hours,” Wahlberg said. […]

“I don’t give a shit if you get your ass busted. You get to go home at the end of the day. You get to go to your hotel room. You get to order your fucking chicken. Whatever the fuck it is.

Marky Mark, God love him. However, he’s got nothing – NOTHING – on baby Matt Damon (“MATT DAMON”).


Seriously, look at how fucking pissed off Matt Damon looks playing Humpty Dumpty. He is bringing some grit and some feels to that role. He is broken and he is MAD. Nothing can put Matt Damon together again. You can see that he just becomes a hollow flame of burning rage for the rest of his life. People: do not fuck with baby Matt Damon.

[New York Daily News/Entertainment Weekly/HistoryInPix]

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