Mar 15, 2021
Point, Counterpoint: Shut Up Rebecca Because Frank Sinatra Is The Best
Earlier today, Rebecca besmirched the good name of perhaps the greatest vocalist of the 20th century, Francis Albert Sinatra, by calling him gross. Frank Sinatra, people! This outrage cannot stand. How can you speak ill of a man that gave us this:
or this, which is likely one of the top ten songs of all time. COME AT ME BRO.
People, he starred in ‘Ocean’s 11’
thereby paving the way for George Clooney to become a new generation of handsome rogue. If you hate Frank Sinatra then you hate George Clooney and then you hate freedom.
He gave really really good teevee:
He for sure gave us this:
And he pretty likely gave us this:
So how on earth can you say Sinatra is gross, hmmmm? When he’s given us so…wait, what? You were talking about what he is like as a person? Oh, for fuck’s sake. Nevermind. He was a terrible human being. No one will fight you on that. He was a mobbed up cheating bastard until the day he died. But oh, did he look good in a suit.