Apr 23, 2020
Please Order This Inflatable Military Camouflage God-Blessing Santa Soon So We Can Have It On The Lawn For Christmas
You know that we’re very ecumenical about our Christmas celebrations here at Happy Nice Time. We like to celebrate both White Jesus AND White Santa, and this giant inflatable “God Bless America” camouflage Santalets us do just that AND lets us show our support for the troops via random Christmas lawn decorations, like Jesus talked about in the Third Letter of Paul to the Elves, or something.
It’s seven feet tall! It comes with its own little inflation-helping-along doohickey so we don’t need to get lightheaded trying to inflate this sucker using just our mouth-holes. Please get this for us so our lawn looks its best — and by “best” we mean the most rootin-tootinest God-lovinest imaginable — for the holiday.
[You’re running out of time! Soon you’ll have to pay for that super-expensive overnight shipping or use a courier to make sure you get us something on our Christmas list.]
[special thanks to Wonket operative Victoria for this fine fine gift suggestion]