Please Order This Inflatable Military Camouflage God-Blessing Santa Soon So We Can Have It On The Lawn For Christmas

Please Order This Inflatable Military Camouflage God-Blessing Santa Soon So We Can Have It On The Lawn For Christmas

You know that we’re very ecumenical about our Christmas celebrations here at Happy Nice Time. We like to celebrate both White Jesus AND White Santa, and this giant inflatable “God Bless America” camouflage Santalets us do just that AND lets us show our support for the troops via random Christmas lawn decorations, like Jesus talked about in the Third Letter of Paul to the Elves, or something.

It’s seven feet tall! It comes with its own little inflation-helping-along doohickey so we don’t need to get lightheaded trying to inflate this sucker using just our mouth-holes. Please get this for us so our lawn looks its best — and by “best” we mean the most rootin-tootinest God-lovinest imaginable — for the holiday.

[You’re running out of time! Soon you’ll have to pay for that super-expensive overnight shipping or use a courier to make sure you get us something on our Christmas list.]

[special thanks to Wonket operative Victoria for this fine fine gift suggestion]

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  • Sue4466

    So Santa’s not only white, he’s also an American and a Republican who gives away toys to the world’s children? Starting to think this Santa guy isn’t real.

  • Lazy Media

    If we buy this for you, you have to promise to keep it plugged in 24/7, and not just let it flop like a bag of garbage on your lawn during the day. #sotacky

  • Duckler

    Looks like a sadistic mascot for Abu Ghraib..