VIDEO: Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

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In this strange Planet of the Apes spoof, Misty Mundae plays an astronaut who crash lands on a planet and gets captured by intelligent apes who force her to make sexy time with Darian Caine… when they’re not singing, dancing, or rapping.

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  • MichaelANovelli

    I have a pretty love/hate relationship with this movie, and Misty Mundae in general…

    • $36060516

      So no chance you’ll be bringing into your reviews an alter ego character called Misty Mendo?

      • LindaMinda

        I would pay to see such a thing.

  • Jay_Bay

    ……what did I just watch?  This porn is irregular.

  • Turin

    The chicken planet look awfully similar to Greece….Interesting…

  • Turin231

    The chicken Planet looks awfully similar to Greece…Interesting…

    • Jay_Bay

      at least misty isn’t black, amirite? -isblackmyself-

  • Bob_in_Baltimore

    At least they actually came up with a semi-clever title, rather than “This Ain’t Planet of the Apes” or “Planet of the Apes XXX: A Porn Parody”.  Other than that, though…  Yeesh.   Thank you, Porn Critic, for watching these movies so we don’t have to.

  • Black Doug

    The “gum and snot” bit is also a Top Secret! joke. (From the flashback where they build the treehouse with a working garage.)

  • Voyager 6

    Well, it’s slightly better than Battle For The Planet Of The Apes, and MUCH better than the Burton remake of the original, I’ll say that much.

  • mcb359

    Haha a nice “Whats wrong with your face?” Mr. Plinkett reference and one for “British person” MikeJ. Excellent… great review as always PC! Loved the expression on your face as you did the rapid zoom in and out bit!

  • You just had to remind me of The Amazing Atheist with that banana didn’t you?! Although it is more preferable and funnier to see you do it so I’ll give you that. :P

  • Shorty

    I love Misty Mundae in pretty much anything. She’s cute and always entertaining.