Apr 29, 2018
Page Six: Ronan Farrow Does Not Love Labels, May Love Dudes And Ladies
Some person who is probably named Friendy McRumorson wandered over to Page Six to tattletale anonymously about how Ronan Farrow loves all the young dudes and the young ladies, on account of how he does not believe in labels.
Oh, wait. Not like that. Like this.
[A] friend of his told me, “He’s not in the closet. He’s been with guys, but he’s also been with girls. He’s open about both.” […]“[Ronan] doesn’t want to be labeled as gay or straight or bisexual,” a friend said. “People should be careful of labels. Life is more complicated than that.”
Need we note that this is a pile of unsourced rumors par excellence? No, we need not. But we are your key source for all things Ronan Farrow, we are duty-bound to report to you the important speculation that Ronan Farrow goes both ways.
We, of course, suspected he was too pretty to not be gay, but we were wrong because he is not gay, he is “no labels!” Yay, us for being sorta kinda right!