Obama Is Going To Take Away All The Man-ness From Man Marines By Making Them Wear Fancy Lady Hats

Obama Is Going To Take Away All The Man-ness From Man Marines By Making Them Wear Fancy Lady Hats
So it looks like Obama is no longer content with wrecking our country with his socialist health care and his general Kenyan Muslin pretendering. First, he made the Marines use umbrellas to cover his treasonous head. Now, in a move we all should have seen coming, thanks to what a monster in human form he is, Obama has now decided to make our glorious proud marines into girly men.

Thanks to a plan by President Obama to create a “unisex” look for the Corps, officials are on the verge of swapping out the Marines’ iconic caps – known as “covers” — with a new version that some have derided as so “girly” that they would make the French blush.[…]

The thin new covers have a feminine line that some officials think would make them look just as good on female marines as on males — in keeping with the Obama directive.


The Obama directive is turning our Marines into ladies!!! Lord knows that Marines will not be able to fight if they have to wear some sissified lady cap. The smaller hat will suck the very essence of manliness out of their penis and their marrow. Look, this hat for sure came from some fancy lady designer that Bamz has on the payroll because that is where your tax dollars go now, instead of to hard-working marines, on account of how Obama hates freedom. And men. Except for the part where this cap is actually a dude cap to begin with:

The controversial covers have been dubbed the “Dan Daly” hat, after a World War I sergeant from Long Island who twice won the Medal of Honor.

Eh. Daly, Schmaly. Guy prolly wasn’t all that tough and got those medals for being a politically connected backbencher or something.

In May 1900 […] Pvt Daly remained to defend the position single-handed. Chinese snipers fired at him and stormed the bastion, but he fought them off until reinforcements arrived. For this gallantry he was awarded his first Medal of Honor. Fifteen years later, in action against Haitian bandits, Sgt Daly earned the rare distinction being awarded a second Medal of Honor.

During World War I,[…] he extinguished a fire in the ammunition dump at Lucy le Bocage […] he single-handedly attacked an enemy machine gun emplacement, capturing it by the use of hand grenades and an automatic pistol. On the same date, during an enemy attack on the village of Bouresches, he brought in wounded under heavy fire.

Wuss. That’s certainly not the sort of person that modern Marines should look up to. Also, too, random angry Marine internet commenter points out that these hats will make them look like furriners.

“The Dan Daly cap looks too French, and the last people we want to associate our Marines with would be the French military,” wrote one commenter on the Marine Times Web site.

Yeah, Obama. Stop Frenchifying our proud military men. Let them wear different hats from the wimminz so they can always be sure of their masculinity. You already made them let teh gheys in, for crying out loud. Don’t take this last bastion of manhood away!

[New York Post/USMC History Division]

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  • Buddha Stalin

    Some of those sentences (my favorite ones) are NSFW.So, thanks 🙂

  • BigRedDog

    Those green berets are pretty girly too.

  • Melinda Piette

    Snappy hats for the FEMA concentration camps, DUH!!!!

  • Bill Slider

    Modifying the Marine Corps uniform, even the cover of the dress uniform is totally brilliant. The hatred against Obamacare should shift almost overnight from our new healthcare system to see, we tried to tell you he hates our troops.Are they made by Under Armor? They should have more of a Darth Vador look.Unless General Barry Bamz has the Marines fighting wars in parade dress uniforms, I assume the helmets of combat will remain the same.

  • brianm0122

    Let us not associate our military with french hats, what will be next berets?

  • ez

    The current female cover is very much a close copy of the so called Dan Daly cover. Daly won two Congressional medals of honor in WWI. I feel safe that he might take slight umbridge at being told it was a ‘girlie’ cover.

  • AncienReggie

    The new cover would look a little girlish if that guy on the right weren’t wearing so much blush.

    • PubOption

      I think he was the most stupid-looking marine they could find.

  • Sally Johnson
  • Lazy Media

    The impetus for the possibility of a change to unisex covers is that the manufacturer who makes the bucket cover went ouf of business. The likelihood of this happening is extremely low, and Obama had nothing to do with it either way. Way to tell big whopping lies, New York Post! http://www.businessinsider.com/obama-marines-girly-hats-2013-10

    • Beowoof14

      Oh yeah facts and stuff. They don’t matter to the reich wing.

    • willi0000000

      i never was in the military (not that it makes a lot of difference) but it seems to me that if the Marine Corps changed the full dress uniform to pink with vertical green stripes and purple footballs there might be a bit of an outcry from the members.it wouldn’t take long to separate the Marines from the wannabes because the Marines would don the uniform with pride because it is the uniform. the wannabes would refuse to wear it, showing just how minimal their commitment to The Corps is.it seems to me, you don’t join an organization like The Marines because they got really fancy uniforms.[worked with a Marine boss for a while. the guy looked like the poster guy for The Corps, only tougher. he could march naked and still look like he was in uniform]

  • Bob

    During the second world war, this Dan guy blew up all those guns on that island Navarone.

  • James William Twiner

    That is a French Foreign Legion cap. There are no more macho manly men than the Légion étrangère. You can’t ask the Mandingo, they killed them all, but just ask the Algerians.