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Hit or Bomb? October 2018 movie predictions
Oct 4, 2018
Night of Horror (1981) (part 1 of 6)
The Cast of Characters:
Steve (Steve Sandkuhler). Supposedly a successful California rock musician. Gets work only because people mistake him for Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath.
Chris (Tony Stark). In Steve’s band. Got hired because he wears a headband and everybody assumed that meant he plays keyboards.
Jeff (Jeff Canfield). Steve’s half-brother. Noticeably light in the loafers. Flames on more often than Johnny Storm.
Colleen (Gae Schmitt). Jeff’s “wife”. Sensitive to spirits and draws the mental images they reveal to her. This makes her a lot like Cheryl in The Evil Dead, but unfortunately she will not get sexually assaulted by tree branches.
Susan (Rebecca Bach). Colleen’s sister. No personality to speak of. You will forget her as soon as you turn off the movie. Who were we talking about again?
A smudge on the lens (Himself). This film’s most consistently entertaining performer. On screen longer than Dame Judi Dench’s Oscar-winning turn in Shakespeare in Love and just as irresistible to watch.
Steve (Steve Sandkuhler). Supposedly a successful California rock musician. Gets work only because people mistake him for Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath.Chris (Tony Stark). In Steve’s band. Got hired because he wears a headband and everybody assumed that meant he plays keyboards.Jeff (Jeff Canfield). Steve’s half-brother. Noticeably light in the loafers. Flames on more often than Johnny Storm.Colleen (Gae Schmitt). Jeff’s “wife”. Sensitive to spirits and draws the mental images they reveal to her. This makes her a lot like Cheryl in The Evil Dead, but unfortunately she will not get sexually assaulted by tree branches.Susan (Rebecca Bach). Colleen’s sister. No personality to speak of. You will forget her as soon as you turn off the movie. Who were we talking about again?A smudge on the lens (Himself). This film’s most consistently entertaining performer. On screen longer than Dame Judi Dench’s Oscar-winning turn in Shakespeare in Love and just as irresistible to watch.To read the rest of this article, support the Agony Booth on Patreon.
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