This Nic Cage Eyeshadow Will Be Perfect For All Our Holiday Parties
Sometimes, you just want to feel pretty. That feeling cuts across age, race, gender, religious persuasion, differing opinions on whether leggings count as pants (THEY DO NOT BY THE WAY). We all want to be lovely in our own special way. Help us be our lovliest this holiday season with eyeshadow specially designed to evoke America’s leading heartthrob, Nic Cage.
Yes, this life-affirming eyeshadow is “deep, rich coffee brown-black loaded with gold and red sparkles” and is will make you think of Nic Cage raking leaves on an October day. It’s also lip safe, in case you want to put your eyeshadow on your lips? We have asked some ladies if this is A Thing. They have indicated it is not, but we did not inquire of that large a sample. Either way, we need it for our precious precious orb covers right now.
[There’s many other things on our Christmas list that do not require an allegiance with Nic Cage. Go get us something.]