New Jewish Wonder Woman Will Fight Crime, Control Banks and Media
Comic book people who actually pay attention to these things are all a-flutter today with the news that some person we are entirely unfamiliar with named Gal Gadot will play Wonder Woman in the new Batman vs. Superman vs. Alien vs. Predator vs. The Timelords movie. Time to get excited! Unless you are not a comic book person, in which case meh. Also, too, director Zack Snyder will probably just spend like 95% of the time lovingly focusing on a half-naked Superman.
NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
So, Gal Gadot is very attractive, on the reals:
Her main qualifications for the role seem to be that she will kick your ass ten ways from sideways because Israeli Army sports trainer. Also, too, because Miss Israel 2004. Also also 2007 Maxim Women of the Israeli Defense Forces picture. Oh, and she played a Mossad agent in the Fast and Furious movies. So basically, Gal Gadot is your new wonder woman because the Jews control the media and the banks. Enjoy your oppression, Jesus-loving comic book fans!
[Gadot photo by PR Photos]