Nov 1, 2016
Morning Sideboob: Sharknado 2 Looks Freaking Awesome (Video)
Oh, this is amazing. The programming geniuses (we are not being sarcastic) over at SyFy have come up with another way to capitalize on irony, satire, camp, schlock, and the Internet: SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE! Ian Ziering is back. Tara Reid is back. The sharknado phenomenon is back! And this time there are cameos from Matt Lauer and Al Roker. Oh, God, this is too beautiful to fully comprehend at 7 a.m. Pacific, which is when we are attempting to comprehend it. Also, hello, Billy Ray Cyrus is in it! So is Kelly Osbourne! And Kelly Oxford! Maybe we’ll livetweet it @HappyNiceTimes. Maybe we’ll be “busy” (dead) that day (Wednesday, July 30th at 9 p.m.). Who can say? Regardless, we are happy this thing is happening. Again.
BTW, the only Movie Event of the Summer that excited us more than Sharknado 2 is The Giver. It comes out in August, and you’ve probably seen the trailer, but if you haven’t, here it is.
We will not livetweet The Giver. We will instead insist that you read the excellent book by Lois Lowry and feel all the feels just like the kids going to The Fault in Our Stars.
Aw, hell, here’s the trailer for The Fault in Our Stars, because why not? It opens everywhere today!
If you can’t tell, we love YA fiction.
Anyhoo, today’s Morning Sideboob is a throwback to the glorious days of Josephine Baker and her erotic “banana dance.” We were reminded of here earlier this week thanks to beautiful Rihanna, so here she is, a long-dead (but not forgotten) proponent of Side Boobery.