Morning Sideboob: Kimye Vogue Cover Ruins Everyone’s Day

Morning Sideboob: Kimye Vogue Cover Ruins Everyone's Day

Anna Wintour Caves to Kanye’s Endless Whining

They did it, folks! America’s most fame-hungry couple, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, will grace Vogue‘s April cover. For Kanye, it’s served as a Holy Grail, and he’s been campaigning for it for some time. He told Ryan Seacrest last year,

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There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue, she’s like the most intriguing woman right now. She’s got Barbara Walters calling her like everyday.

Barbara Walters! Barbara f’n Walters!

There had been a rumor that Kim left a foul taste in Vogue Editor Anna Wintour’s mouth and that the notorious ice queen labeled Kim “the worst thing since socks and sandals.”

But alas, we know how persuasive Kanye can be when he gets an idea in his head. But Anna, of course, is turning her nose up to anyone who thinks the cover idea was anyone’s but her majesty, and she proves it in her letter from the editor:

As for the cover, my opinion is that it is both charming and touching, and it was, I should add, entirely our idea to do it; you may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancée on Vogue‘s cover. He did nothing of the sort. The gossip might make better reading, but the simple fact of the matter is that it isn’t true.

Well, you know the twitterverse had a few things to say about her choice.

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Even Buffy the Vampire Slayer is pissed.

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Personally, we would have gone with Seth and James, but that’s just us.

Rihanna Spoofs “Teen Mom”

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Jenelle Evans is the “Teen Mom” cast member who found herself in trouble. No, not the one doing porn. And not the one who just got out of jail for punching her baby daddy right in the jaw on national television. Jenelle’s the one who was hooked on heroin and had to have her mom raise her son. Got it?

In one of the most-beloved episodes of “Teen Mom,” which aired in 2012, we got to watch as Jenelle tells her lawyer that she can’t go to jail because she has to go to a Kesha concert, hence the feathers in her hair.

Rihanna must also be a fan of the episode because she just used a clip from it to promote her upcoming tour with Eminem.

Since Jenelle is supposedly riding the sober train this week, might she be a little embarrassed by it? Awww, hell nah.

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Oh, and Jenelle’s next bundle of joy is due June 29, so her mom might want to get the nursery ready.

Madonna Has Long Armpit Hair and She Don’t Care

Let’s check in with the Material Girl, shall we?

Madonna posted this photo of herself on Instagram.

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Let’s move on, yes?

Johnny Weir’s Divorce Getting Ugly

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Talk about a he said/he said situation. After two years of marriage, figure skater Johnny Weir filed for divorce from his Russian lawyer husband Victor Voronov.

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But now both men are airing their dirty laundry.

Victor says he was completely blindsided by the filing, but from what we’re hearing, the writing was on the wall for quite a while.

Johnny told “Access Hollywood” host Billy Bush that their marriage was “threatening” and often turned “physical.”

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It wasn’t often, but…we’re boys, boys fight, boys wrestle boys. it did get physical and…some of my closest friends have seen him hit me before.

We’re sure those same friends saw Johnny doing a walker impression and getting all bitey with Victor. This photo, obtained by TMZ, of Victor was taken after a “wrestling match” that ended with Johnny being arrested for domestic violence.

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This is turning into a bona fide sword fight.

Look! Up in the Sky! It’s Justin Getting More Bad Ink

Justin Bieber's tattoo at 40,000 feet ARTICLE MUST CONTAIN LINK: Facebook.com/BangBangTattoos.

When you have a ton of money, why not spend it in really inane ways? Why not? Just do it. For example, fly in your private plane, hire a high-priced tattoo artist who has done work for Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, and get a new piece at 40,000 feet? Who cares if it’s bumpy and you’re going to end up with yet another craptastic tattoo? It’ll be cool to tell your bros about. And by bros, we mean your Instagram followers, because, let’s face it, you don’t have any real friends.

Justin Bieber got NYC artist Bang Bang to tattoo the word “Forgive” on his stomach during a flight to Canada.

Bang Bang tells TMZ the work was done at 40,000 feet (which he thinks might be a record for highest altitude tattoo) and during terrible turbulence. He called it “the most difficult tattoo I’ve ever done for sure.”

Don’t worry, Mr. Bang, your tattoo looks no worse than this one.

Fuzzy is in.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Hayley Atwell, who is the lady in Captain America that is not ScarJo. You’re welcome.

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