Morning Sideboob: Taylor Swift and Lorde BFFs Por Vida

Morning Sideboob: Taylor Swift and Lorde BFFs Por Vida

Taylor Swift and Lorde Enjoy Long Walks on the Beach
Well, look who’s had a swift turnaround…that wild-haired teenage resident of Middle Earth. Wasn’t it just the other day that Lorde was writing mad crap about Taylor in her burn book? Something along the lines of:

Taylor Swift is so flawless, and so unattainable, and I don’t think it’s breeding anything good in young girls. ‘I’m never going to be like Taylor Swift, why can’t I be as pretty as Lorde?’ That’s f*cking bullshit.

Gollum must’ve had a change of heart or was warned about the good possibility of being torn a new one in St. Taylor’s next album because now the pair seem to be chumming it up. Taylor even posted a photo of the two frolicking on the beach with the caption “Bare feet in the sand on a Saturday.” Thankfully, it looks like it was a bit overcast that day. Those are a couple of pale gals.

We’ll let Lorde slide on this one. Teenagers are prone to changing their minds at a moment’s notice. And so are women going through menopause…whichever one she turns out to be.

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Tommy Lee Engaged Again
If Charlie Sheen can do it, why can’t Tommy Lee throw his hat in the marriage ring once again? Womanizers need love, too! The lucky lady this time around is Tommy’s longtime girlfriend, singer Sofia Toufa. Tommy made the announcement via Twitter:

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Tominos Pizza? Good one.

All right everyone, get out your lighters and sing along with the happy couple. They’re going to be partners for life, y’all!

Marc Anthony Is a Cash Cow
Ready to feel bad and wonder where you went wrong in life? Marc Anthony, JLo’s ex, makes $1.25 million. Every single month. For 12 consecutive months a year, he earns $1.25 million. Marc Anthony. Quick! Name a Marc Anthony song. Exactly.

How do we know this sad state of affairs? Because his ex-wife Dayanara Torres is asking for more monthly support to raise his two bambinos. Apparently, $13,000 a month isn’t enough. She wants $113,000 a month. As a part of this child support war, Marc had to disclose his net worth, which is $20.8 million.

Poor Dayanara is slumming it in a 1,200-square-foot house the size of Jennifer Lopez’s dog’s summer-wear closet.

We finally came up with a Marc Anthony song. Remember this turd?

$1.25 million.

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    Lorde’s new single: “We’ll always be royals.”

  • glasspusher

    I was finding this post very easy to fap to until I saw the Tommy Lee pic.