Morning Sideboob: Robin Thicke Wants His Girl Back

Morning Sideboob: Robin Thicke Wants His Girl Back

Robin Thicke’s Mission Impossible
It was big news when high school sweethearts Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they were separating. Then we found out it was Paula who told Robin to kick rocks. She was tired of his wandering-eye, bum-grabbing ways. (Beware the mirror’s reflection.)

But Robin isn’t going to give up so easily and has embarked a full-on assault to win back his woman.

First there was the on-stage song dedication. Hey, gurl, this here’s for you, gurl.

Then he bombarded her with four huge floral arrangements that were sent to her house.

And the campaign continues:

While performing in Atlantic City at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, a fan yelled up to him, “I love Paula!” Robin responded with: “I do, too.” And then, that’s when he laid it on with some musical magic. The “Blurred Lines” singer began singing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.”

He then followed that up with a conga line of topless girls holding banners that read “Robin Thicke has a big dick.”

“Dancing With the Stars” Announces Lineup
We’re going to be straight with you: We don’t know who 80 percent of these people are…or maybe 90. Math is not our strong suit. Competing for the “DWTS” mirror ball this season will be:

Billy Dee Williams: Lando Calrissian
Candace Cameron: “Full House” girl
Charlie White: Rolling Stones drummer?
Cody Simpson: pass
Danica McKellar: maybe a race car driver?
Diana Nyad: no idea
Drew Carey: We know him!
James Maslow: hmmmm
Meryl Davis: the perfect drag queen name…pass
NeNe Leakes: a Real Housewife of Somewhere
Sean Avery: nope
Amy Purdy: no clue

Be sure to tune in. It’s going to be a great season!

Chris Brown Gives Rihanna and Drake His Blessing

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Well, aren’t we being mature, Chris. Now that he’s been diagnosed as bipolar and getting some help for his anger management issues, Chris Brown may be showing signs of being human. Now that his ex Rihanna has hooked up with her ex Drake on and off stage…

Chris appears to be OK with it.

Sources close to Chris tell TMZ … the singer is copacetic over the duo rekindling their romance. Chris has his mind on his money … focusing on making a comeback.

That’s great since Chris and Drake have been known to fight over Rihanna in the form of an all-out bottle-throwing bar melee, which left Chris with one of these.

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It’s all quiet on the western front for at least another month.

[Robin Thicke/Paula Patton photo by PR Photos]

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  • $73376667

    Hey, gurl, this here’s for you, gurl

    “Girl you know it’s true…”

    • rebecca

      oooh! oooh! oooh!

  • $73376667

    Danica McKellar: maybe a race car driver?

    GoDaddy who hoo sex worker.

  • DelDryden

    Danica McKellar: sexxeh mathematician, don’t you know.

    • glasspusher

      This is what I’ve heard.

  • Joseph

    I am contacint the FTC. After several promises of “sideboob” I have yet to see any side boob. Or top boob. Or back boob. Or front boob. Nor has there been any droop boob (below the hemline). I’m afraid it’s back to my girl friend who if we share a six pack and pizza will press all three of hers into my face.

    • glasspusher

      Underboob. Underboob is acceptable as well.

  • Haribo Lector

    Danica McKellar was in The Wonder Years, then she wrote a whole bunch of stuff about math and made some films about math and how girls should do more math. That’s my understanding.

    • IDreamOfNinja

      Not Whinnie! No, don’t do it Whinnie!