Morning Sideboob: Rihanna Celebrates Her Birthday Half-Baked and Semi-Clothed

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Rihanna Turns 26 in Aspen
Our invitation to Rihanna’s 26th birthday extravaganza in Aspen last week must’ve gotten lost in the mail, but looking at all the photos of the event she posted to Instagram makes us feel like we were there nonetheless. So we didn’t get to smoke a blunt with her in a hot tub,

Morning Sideboob: Rihanna Celebrates Her Birthday Half-Baked and Semi-Clothed

hold her drink while she curled her hair,

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or witness the endless half-clothed photo shoots.

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There’s always next year.

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Justin Bieber Offered Plea Deal

TMZ is reporting Justin Bieber was offered a plea deal by the Florida State Attorney in his DUI resisting arrest case. Here are the stipulations:

Prosecutors will DROP the DUI and resisting arrest charges, but in return Bieber must:

— Plead no contest to reckless driving

— Complete 40 hours of community service

— Attend an alcohol ed course

— Attend a “victim impact panel” (where relatives of DUI victims share their stories)

— Install an ignition interlock device for 3 months

Sounds kinda doable. But here’s the kicker: Justin would also have to submit to random drug testing for six to nine months.

You had the Biebs up until the random drug testing bit. What’s a wannabe thug hellraiser without his sizzurp? Justin’s camp is telling the State Attorney to head back to the drawing board and not to return until they have a script for codeine in their hands.

Anyways, Justin has bigger fish to fry, like dealing with the throngs of people planning to protest outside his rental in Atlanta with pitchforks and torches. It seems as though his new neighbors in Buckhead don’t want Justin running over their kids, drag racing, or throwing eggs in their exclusive enclave. There’s gotta be a deserted island in the middle of nowhere for sale somewhere.

[TMZ]

Miley Cyrus Reaches Out and Touches Her Audience
If you happen to score killer tickets for Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz tour, you might want to stay on your toes if she comes anywhere near you. The former Disney star is letting it all hang out on the stage and grabbing anything she desires in front of her.

Doesn’t matter if it’s your g-string,

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or your beer,

or your favorite pop star.

Viewer beware.

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  • gullywompr

    You know who else celebrates her birthday half baked and semi clothed?

    • Mahousu

      We probably shouldn’t talk about the Editrix here.

      • $73376667

        I have a hard time imagining her doing either of those things half-way.

  • gullywompr

    I think those panties were Sarah Paulson’s. Check her Twitter feed.

  • $73376667

    I’m sorry, I seem to be missing the part of the plea deal where he’s dumped unceremoniously on the other side of the Ambassador Bridge.

  • $73376667

    It’s still Black History Month for a few more days, maybe Bieber can “follow the pitching gourd” to freedom (from random drug tests) in Canada.

  • $73376667

    Bieber’s lawyers are rejecting the plea deal on the grounds that only poor people have to take random drug tests in Rick Scott’s Florida.