May 15, 2019
Morning Sideboob: More Justin Bieber? Of Course More Justin Bieber!
Will “Duck Dynasty” Love Be The Kiss Of Death For Young One Directioner?
Thus far, the lads in One Direction have done an extraordinary job of staying away from any type of controversy. Even when heartthrob Harry Styles was skewered by his ex Taylor Swift after their breakup, the gentleman had nothing but nice things to say about her. It seems that squeaky-clean streak has come to an end now that member Liam Payne entered into heated territory. It wasn’t about politics or even religion. Liam dared to comment about Duck Dynasty.
In a tweet that has since been deleted, the boy bander reached out to DD star Willie Robertson, son of the notorious homophobic AND racist Phil Robertson, saying,
“@williebosshog huge love to you/your family huge respect for your business prosperities and the family values you still all behold. big fan”.
Liam’s love of “family values” wasn’t what you would call well-received, given that the show has been embroiled in a muck of trouble ever since Phil Robertson voiced his views about homosexuality—something about how being gay is a sin and that he’s pro-vagina and anti-anus.
As soon as Liam hit enter on his tweet, the twitosphere hit back, accusing him of being a homophobe as well. And just like that, the half-angry half-defensive tweets rained down from Payne.
“Being a fan of someones show and the way they still hold a family together doesnt mean I am OK with all they say.”
“Oh my God can someone literally not be a fan if a show without bring labeled WTf I bought dinner the other day it made a news story.”
“I can’t do anything without being judged u try that and write about it.
“And I know I’m playing into your hands writing all these tweets but I’m sick of stupid stories it’s time you all grow up.”
“sick of all this bull il be back again when the freedom of speech law is back and people don’t believe to much into the b******t they read.
“Pick ur balls up off the floor and get on with it instead of taking advantage of every word said and twisting it for your own gain.”
All errors and creative spellings are, without a doubt, in the original quotes.
Liam, it’s time to step away from the keyboard, shake it off, and get back to what you know best, you cheeky bugger: badly choreographed dancing and tending to your hair. Righty-o!
Justin Bieber Raid Turned Up Stash of Drugs
While Justin Bieber’s friend Lil Za was the one to take the fall for the white powdery substance found at JB’s house during an early morning raid, reports are surfacing that there were a lot more drugs at the scene. But since deputies were there to search for evidence surrounding Justin’s egg-throwing incident, they didn’t have the authority to confiscate it all.
When L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies searched the house … there were 2 large cookie jars filled with weed in plain view. There were also 4 – 5 empty codeine bottles in the mansion. There were also 3 bongs — 1 in the TV room and 2 in the kitchen. There were styrofoam cups scattered throughout the house that had elaborate drawings on them … including the names of the people who used them. The cups, we’re told, were used for Sizzurp (also called lean) — which is Justin’s drug of choice. We’re told he likes to draw on the cups with markers after using them.
News has also leaked out of Justin’s growing use of Sizzurp, prescription-strength cough syrup that contains codeine and promethazine and is often mixed with soda. This is the stuff that allegedly caused Lil Wayne to suffer a series of seizures. This may explain all of the bizarre behavior coming from the 19-year-old lately.
Amanda Bynes Fashions a Comeback
It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything new about troubled starlet Amanda Bynes. For a while, her tales of crazy were all anybody could talk about. She hit cop cars, threw a bong out the window, walked around naked at a tanning salon, started a fire in some random person’s driveway…and on and on. It was all fun and games until she was hospitalized on a 5150, which is an involuntary hospitalization for mental evaluation. She was later diagnosed with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. The former child star was then sent to rehab until her release in December.
Enough with the heavy stuff. Amanda now seems to be putting the pieces of her life back together and even attended her first day at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising (FIDM) in Orange County. Enrolled part-time, Amanda is studying merchandise product development.
“She was very nice, friendly, and chatting with her classmates,” a source said.
Sideboob wishes Amanda the best and hopes that her outrageous Twitter tirades are a thing of the past…especially those duck-face selfie videos.