Mar 14, 2014
Morning Sideboob: Miley Done Burned the Bus Down
Miley Cyrus’ Tour Bus Catches Fire
As we’ve reported, Miley’s Bangerz tour has been raising hell all over the country, and now comes word that her tour bus burned to the ground Tuesday night. The vehicle, which was transporting the singer’s mother and younger sister, Noah, went up in flames after one of its tires exploded.
Noah posted footage of the fiery scene on her Instagram account.
Thankfully, no one was injured, but the incident left passengers rattled.
Now, we’re not saying that Miley had anything to do with this, but where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
Beyoncé and Jay Z May Not Be Doing the Chicken Dance at KimYe’s Wedding
Hold the rubbery chicken dinner, times two. Jay Z and Beyoncé are on the verge of marking the “unfortunately we cannot attend” box on Kim and Kanye’s wedding invitation. Why? Mrs. Carter doesn’t want to be a part of the K Klan’s reality show, which you know will cover the nuptials in a 15-part series, and she thinks the whole thing is going to be tacky. Beyoncé knows what’s up.
“Sources” close to the power couple have a lot to say on the situation.
They are a notoriously private couple, who carefully manage their public profile. So it is perhaps unsurprising that Beyoncé has serious misgivings about attending the wedding of Kanye West and his fame-hungry fiancée Kim Kardashian. The singer, whose husband Jay Z is Kanye’s best friend, is said to have made it clear that while she will attend, she does not want to appear on Kim’s reality show ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians.’ A source told Radar that Beyoncé had informed Kanye that: ‘under no circumstances will she be a part of any filming on the wedding day if it’s for Kim’s reality show.’ A spokesman for Beyoncé refused to comment on the report. For Kim, having Beyoncé and Jay Z as guest of honor at her wedding will be a major coup. But Beyoncé, at least, is not quite so happy about the plan. ‘Make no mistake, the only reason Beyoncé is going to the wedding is because Jay is best friends with Kanye,’ Radar’s source said. ‘She knows she’ll have to go to the wedding, but really does not to want to.’ Having kept her own wedding small, Beyonce is said to be unimpressed with KimYe’s extravagant plans. ‘She thinks it’s just tacky,’ the source revealed.
J&B should just pick something out of Kim and Kanye’s registry, no-show the event, and call it a day. Maybe matching leather jogging pants or his and hers leopard macramé fannypacks. Something a little more classy than they’re used to.
Sarah Jessica Parker Believes in Aliens…Maybe
Well, if Courtney Love is going to take on finding the missing Malaysian plane, why can’t Sarah Jessica Parker share her findings on extraterrestrial beings? Right? It’s fun.
SJP did voice the character Kira Supernova in the movie Escape From Planet Earth
, so she should know.
Here’s what she recently told a reporter:
Do you believe in aliens?
So you’re saying that mankind is essentially alone in the universe.
Well, I don’t think we’re alone in the universe. But I don’t think aliens are how we have experienced them thus far on screen. We discovered that there may have been water elsewhere, and that was a massive and important discovery in the world of science, right? This suggests that something benefited from the water. But whether they wear funny outfits and they’re clever and they say snarky things to each other and have wonderfully big sweet eyes? That, I’m dubious about. But I do enjoy the storytelling here on Earth.
Which unsolved mystery will Hollywood crack next? Anyone from Hollywood want to take on the Loch Ness Monster or the Bermuda Triangle next? Woody Harrelson? Anyone?
Sideboob Of The Day
Oh hello, nerds. We think you are probably excited about the season four premiere of “Game of Thrones,” slated for April 6, 2014. The fancy starring people had their premiere party on Tuesday, so here is your sideboob picture of actress Emilia Clarke, who plays fuck if we know on the show. You’re welcome.
[Jay-Z/Beyonce and Sarah Jessica Parker photos by PR Photos]