Morning Sideboob: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Are Expecting

Morning Sideboob: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Are Expecting

Jackie and Kelso Are Really Doing This

We guess those rumors about an engagement ring and wedding were the real deal cuz now there’s talk that former “That ’70s Show” co-stars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are preggers!

A source told People magazine:

They are both very, very happy. It’s still early.

Though they’ve only been dating since 2012, it’s reported it was love at first sight for Ashton when he met Mila on set in 1998. A love connection wasn’t in the cards, probably in part because at the time, she was 14 and he was 20. And we all know Ashton likes more of a mature woman.

The parents-to-be attended a Los Angeles Clippers game over the weekend and were forced into some PDA via the Kiss Cam.

Aren’t we all so happy for them? We are. It’s just so nice when two ugly, down-on-their-luck individuals find each other. Even Demi Moore is reportedly delighted about the baby news. A source close to Ashton’s ex-wife said:

She is taking it as well as one would take a situation like this—she actually considers this moment to be closure. She never really expected to get back with Ashton but this pretty much seals the deal that the moment of her life with him is now officially completed.

Our advice to Ashton and Mila: Don’t drink the congratulatory champagne Demi sent.

Lindsay Is Empowered by Oprah Cursing at Her

That explains a lot.

The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s OWN-produced reality show, “Lindsay,” revealed a scene in which Oprah goes off on Linds for being her regular self: a flake, telling her to Cut. The. Bull. Shit. On Sunday, we got to see the whole episode. Here’s a clip.

Sober or not, Lindsay needs to catch some z’s. Girl looks like she hasn’t slept in years.

There had been some reports that Lindsay had fired her sober coach, who appears on the show. But she is refuting that claim.

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We think Oprah needs to be Lindsay’s new sober coach, and she needs to go old-school Cher on Lindsay’s ass.

Nick Cannon Dons Whiteface

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To promote his upcoming album, White People Party Music, Mariah Carey’s husband, Nick Cannon, has created an alter ego of sorts: a white dude named Connor Smallnut.

And here are some tweets from Connor:

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We’re sure this is going to end well.

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    Our advice to Ashton and Mila: Don’t drink the congratulatory champagne Demi sent.

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