Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan’s List of Hollywood Conquests

Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan’s List of Hollywood Conquests

Check Out the Notches in Lindsay Lohan’s Lipstick Case
Lindsay Lohan has not only been destroying her career, going to rehab, and posing as a defendant over the past decade or so. Oh, no. This girl’s a multitasker. She’s also been making her way through some of Hollywood’s hottest men, placing notches in her lipstick case along the way. That is, if we’re to believe this piece of paper, which In Touch magazine obtained, is Lindsay’s booty roll call. Lindsay supposedly composed it while knocking back a few with friends at the Beverly Hills Hotel early last year. The 36 names included the likes of Heath Ledger, Colin Farrell, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, and Joaquin Phoenix.

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“They were giggling and talking shit about people in the industry,” a source, who watched as Lindsay jotted down name after name at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, tells In Touch. “It was her personal conquest list,” the source says. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”

Why are all the other names scratched out? Well, not all the names were of eligible bachelors and if the news got out, it could mean the end of their marriages…and Lindsay’s career. Well, if she still had a career.

Taylor Swift’s Latest Ex: Selena Gomez

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Now that Taylor has a new BFF in Lorde, she’s got no problem dismissing her old BFF Selena Gomez from her duties. Duties included listening to her endless drivel about current boyfriend X, helping to brush the manes on her collection of plastic unicorns, and dancing incredibly bad in the front row with her at awards shows.

It’s well known that Taylor had given the thumbs-down to Justin Bieber. So when Selena went back to him last week for the umpteenth time, Taylor cut the cord. We’re sure it had something to do with this video.

But Gomez rekindling the Jelena flame isn’t the only thing peeving Swift. She believes Gomez “used” a brief romance with the Grammy winner’s pal Ed Sheeran last June to make her jailbird sweetie jealous. “After Selena pulled that move, Taylor started distancing herself,” a source tells Us.

All this talk about Justin Bieber has us thinking. Has anyone heard from Shia LaBeouf lately? Maybe someone should go check on him. We never thought we’d say this, but he’s missed.

Kristen Bell Peed in a Mason Jar at the Oscars

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When you gotta go, you gotta go, right? Even if it’s at the Oscars and you’re somewhat trapped in a Roberto Cavalli gown, the flow must go on.

Kristen Bell admitted on “Live! with Kelly and Michael” that she ran into a bit of a speed bump on the way to the ladies’ room at the Academy Awards.

“There was a situation … there was a Mason jar involved.” When the audience giggled, she laughed and said, “Like you guys haven’t peed into a Mason jar before in a huge ball gown!”

Kristen obviously hasn’t been to any outdoor, all-day music festivals or she would know about GoGirl!

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“Don’t take life sitting down,” Kristen.

We know, we know—the “Veronica Mars” star spends her time at Coachella in the air-conditioned, full-amenities VIP section. She doesn’t have to do the Porta Potty circuit.

Chris Pine Arrested for DUI in New Zealand

We’ve discussed the trials and tribulations entailed in traveling to parts of the globe like Australia. New Zealand is no better. It’s a commitment. Once you arrive, what’s there to do? Take in the breathtaking landscapes? Risk adventure in the world’s best place to bungee jump? Visit the hobbit household? Boring! If you’re Star Trek star Chris Pine, you get blotto at a bar with your beauty-queen girlfriend Bjork Johannesdottir and then decide to get behind the wheel of a car.

Law enforcement tells TMZ … he caught their eye after driving through the checkpoint. Officers then made him stop and Chris reportedly blew a .08 … the minimum for being legally drunk. The incident occurred on March 1st. He must appear in court on Monday, and if he doesn’t the judge will issue an arrest warrant. Chris was his usual charming self … very polite and “easy to deal with.”

We will never understand why celebrities continue to drink and drive. They could literally pay someone to give them a piggyback ride home. Isn’t that the point of having all that cash? You don’t have to drive yourself anywhere anymore. Don’t be a dumbass.

[Kristen Bell Photo By PR Photos]

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  • $73376667

    .08? Lightweight. He’s an embarrassment to his nation.

  • Pat_Pending

    Speaking of sideboob, my breasts are perkier than Lindsay’s, and I’m 51. What’s up with ol’ flappy, anyway?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Pix or GTFO!

      • Pat_Pending

        Nah, I’m too old for proof…

    • $73376667

      Long stretch of bad road, etc.

      • Pat_Pending

        That makes sense for her face, but boobs? I think they’re trying to make a run for it.

        • $73376667

          Take a look at that list again and ponder what those blurred names might include.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Lindsay’s already got two dead people on her list of conquests? Hillary Clinton’s gonna be sooo jealous.

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