Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan And James Franco? Maybe So, Maybe No

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James Franco Denies Being One of Lindsay Lohan’s Conquests

While we’re still waiting for the unveiling of the last part of Lindsay’s sex partner list, at least one the of the names she scribbled down is coming forward with a denial.

James Franco is saying the deed was never done. While promoting his new book, Directing Herbert White, James was asked about the poems he wrote about different celebs, and talk turned to Lindsay’s infamous list.


You wrote about several celebrities in this book, including a couple of poems about Lindsay Lohan. Have you gotten any response from any of these people?

No, I didn’t write anything bad about them. And Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she’s-slept-with list! So I feel like what I said is much less than what she’s said.

We’re not sure what to believe. On one hand you’ve got James telling Howard Stern last year he turned down Lindsay’s advances.

And then there’s this!

The jury’s still out on this one.

Ashlee Simpson Feathers Her Hair for Engagement Party

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Celebs have no clear understanding of dress codes. The word “appropriate” doesn’t exist in their world. They’ve never had to appease The Man by wearing really uncomfortable clothes while they sit upright in a chair for 27 hours straight. They just wake up whenever, roll around in their closet of free designer duds, have some lackey tell them they look wonderful, and then head out into the world.

Because of this, they often look a fool. Hopefully, it’s only for a low-key occasion such as picking up their surrogate-produced or Third World-adopted (ruin this figure?) child from school for a photo op or while leaving yoga. If luck is on their side, it wouldn’t be for an occasion in which they might want to frame a photo from the evening, such as when you celebrate your wedding engagement.

This is how Ashlee Simpson and her fiancé, Evan Ross (Diana’s son), showed up to their engagement party.

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Good luck, you couple of crazy, endangered-species lovebirds.

Sideboob of the Day

Kylie Minogue has a brand new record out, and a ridiculous looking stage show that involves those exercise ball thingies you buy and never use.

Don’t try that at home.

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