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Morning Sideboob: Jared Leto Strips Down, Ashlee Simpson Gets Hitched Again, and Ke$ha Makes Rehab A Family Affar

 You Just Wish You Could See Jared Leto’s Golden Globes

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Perhaps in celebration of his recent Golden Globes win for Dallas Buyers Club, Jared Leto allowed controversial photographer Terry Richardson to snap him freshly out of the shower, with only a towel to cover his man bits. The set of photos comes with simple titles such as “Jared in the Bathroom,” “Jared in the Shower,” and “Jared Working Out,” so you get the picture. The last time these two got together for a shoot, the actor/musician ended up in a whole lot of dresses and makeup. Can we show you these photos? Haha no we can’t because then Terry Richardson would murder us or take photos of us in the bathroom. Hit the links if you want to see.

This latest stint proves one thing, though. From gaining 60+ pounds to play Mark David Chapman

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…to losing 45 pounds for “Dallas Buyers Club,”

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…all the hell Leto puts his body through doesn’t even leave a mark.

[Terry’s Diary]

Ashlee Simpson to Be a Newlywed Once More

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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. This must be the marital mantra handed down in the Simpson clan. After a highly publicized rise and fall with first husband Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson is planning to seal the deal with fiance and father of her two children, Eric Johnson. And now sister Ashlee—divorced from Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz in 2011—is going to traipse on down the aisle once more with Diana Ross’ son, actor Evan Ross, 25.

You know we’re only including this item so that we could all watch this video again.

The husband-to-be took to Twitter with a soft-focus sunlit instagram picture to share the good news of the engagement LIKE WE ALL DO.

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We’re breathlessly waiting for Ashlee to be with child to see if she and Evan will manage to give the kid a more normal name than half-brother Bronx Mowgli.

[People]

Ke$ha’s Mom Joins Her in Rehab

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The family that rehabs together…stays together? We know Ke$ha released a  statement earlier this month stating that she checked into Timberline Knolls in Chicago to deal with an eating disorder.

“I’m a crusader for being yourself and loving yourself but I’ve found it hard to practice. I’ll be unavailable for the next 30 days, seeking treatment for my eating disorder … to learn to love myself again. Exactly as I am.”

But now comes word that her 57-year-old mother, Pebe Sebert, has checked into the same facility for treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder.

 “I’m checking myself into Timberline Knolls today for post-traumatic stress disorder, at Ke$ha’s urging.”

Pebe is a songwriter who often collaborates with her daughter. The mother-daughter duo even co-wrote Ke$ha’s 2010 hit single “Your Love Is My Drug.”

Well, Pebe blames both rehab trips on Ke$ha’s oppressive producer, Lukasz Gottwalk, aka “Dr. Luke.” She claims Dr. Luke put too much pressure on Ke$ha about her weight and, as a result, Pebe absorbed the stress by osmosis.

Sideboob has a suggestion: Tell Dr. Luke to kick rocks.

[ABC News]

[Ke$ha, Simpson/Ross and Leto Golden Globes Photos by PR Photos]

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  • Farb

    Dear Ke$ha, Amateur! Poseur! Yers Truly, F^rb S#ythe-P&lly

  • Duckler

    File this under: “People I did not realize were still alive”

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    What exactly is Ashlee Simpson famous for these days besides being Jessica’s lil sis and marrying (kinda sorta) famous guys? BTW, another good vid of hers to post would be her classic Orange Bowl halftime show (I’d link it but- Disqus comment purgatory)