Mar 14, 2014
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Heaven Sent
Katy Perry’s Double-D Prayers
A lot of people believe in the power of prayer. They use it to ask for things like world peace, a cure for cancer, and an end to hunger. But Katy Perry went for the gold with her request to the big guy. When she was a child, she prayed to God for big boobs.
I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God,” she said in the February issue of GQ. “I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?'”
The heavens opened up and, by age 11, the “Roar” singer got what she prayed for and a whole lot more.
“I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually,” she added.
“I’ve never had plastic surgery,” she told the mag. “Not a nose, not a chin, not a cheek, not a tit. So my messages of self-empowerment are truly coming from an au natural product.”
Katy’s twin miracles were nice enough to make an appearance on the cover of GQ, but sources say they were acting like a couple of divas on the set.
Here’s little Katy Hudson back in her Christian rock days singing for large ta-tas.
Sofia Vergara’s Sleepytime Photo Shoot
Hasn’t Sofia Vergara seen photos of what happens when you fall asleep/pass out at a party? Rest your eyes for even a split second and your “friends” will do all kinds of messed up things with your person. Trust us, it’s not easy to wash artistic renderings of body parts done in Sharpie off your face when you’re hung over. Colombians must be more evolved because Sofia trusted her Modern Family cast mates enough that she felt safe to catch a quick catnap on the set—with a tissue placed on top of her face. As soon as Jesse Tyler Ferguson saw this perfect opportunity for a prank, he sprung into action and grabbed a camera.
He even got some additional family members in on it, including Julie Bowen,
and Ty Burrell.
Jesse then posted these images to his Instagram account.
So what have we learned from this? Never trust a ginger.
Arnold Goes Unconvincingly Undercover
In perhaps the creepiest and worst attempt at donning a disguise, Arnold Schwarzenegger hit Gold’s Gym in Venice Beach dressed in a pornstache, ponytail wig, and Gold’s Gym ball cap. In the clip below, he tells gym members his name is Howard and he’s a regional manager for the company. It’s all for a good cause — to raise awareness and money for After-School All-Stars’ programs — but it ends up coming off really awkward. Especially icky are the scenes in which he has one female patron doing “reps” at a water fountain he’s strategically placed at and when he tells another lady who is pumping iron, “When it burns, it grows.” It sounds like an STD to us. Not to mention every single person the Governator encounters recognizes him immediately.