Morning Sideboob: Justin’s Deposition: Yep, He’s As Arrogant As You Think
Justin Bieber’s Taped Deposition Released
This is the period of Justin’s life when he will start to spend more time in “legal settings” than on a stage or in a recording studio. Right now. This is where it begins. (See: Lindsay Lohan.)
TMZ has video of JB’s deposition from last week in the lawsuit filed by a photographer claiming one of Justin’s bodyguards kicked his ass. The videos are categorized by mood swings such as arrogant, lovesick, and contentious. They forgot lazy, ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.
Get some popcorn. Seriously, we’ll wait…
“I think that I was detrimental to my own career.”
No truer words have ever been spoken.
Shakira’s BF Puts the Kibosh on Sexy Videos
When Colombian vixen Shakira came on the scene, she’d shake her hips whenever and wherever she pleased. But this ain’t the aughts and now Shakira has a bebe and a bit of a jealous bebe daddy in soccer player Gerard Pique.
She told Billboard magazine: “He’s very territorial. Since he no longer lets me do videos with men, well, I have to do them with women. It’s more than implied in our relationship that I can’t do videos like I used to. It’s out of the question, which I like, by the way. I like that he protects his turf and he values me, in a way that the only person that he would ever let graze my thigh would be Rihanna.”
For example, the video below is A-OK with Gerard. Official stamp of approval.
And with one overbearing wave of a wand, Shakira and Gerard’s relationship is iron-clad, cuz, you know, it’s just a woman. Women don’t leave men for women, right? Especially not if that woman is Rihanna, si?
Jessica Simpson Lost a Bunch of Weight and is Ready to Triple-Kiss Girls
Attention! Attention everyone: Jessica Simpson has reached her goal weight thanks to her time as Weight Watchers’ spokesperson. And what is the magic number? Well, that’s none of your damn business. Now look away.
On Sunday, Jessica attended her friend Kathryn Sykora’s baby shower in L.A., along with actress Odette Annable and singer Stephenie Pearson. Bypassing the standard boring shower games like guessing the chocolate bar in the diaper and scooping cotton balls into a bowl while blindfolded, this lot went for something a little racier. Here’s a shot from the Guess What I Had for Lunch competition.
Hey, you, up top with the pointed devil’s tongue, you’ve got a real sloppy form to you. Get it together.