Morning Sideboob: James Franco Wrote A Story About Not Humping Lindsay Lohan

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James Franco says he never humped Lindsay Lohan. Now he’s gone and written a “fictional” story about it for Vice. Okay. LAist has the highlights, thankfully.

Google Glass wearers are not welcome in Alamo Drafthouse cinemas. Sorry, rich people who like movies! As for the rest of you, should you happen to see somebody sneak out a pair of Google Glass thingies at an Alamo Drafthouse, you can always stare at them and sneer, “SEAT’S TAKEN” like in “Forrest Gump.”

Paula Deen has announced an online video service involving, probably, recipes for fried death sticks and the like.

Bill Murray has decided to start making engagement photos awesome.

The NY Rangers beat the LA Kings 2-1 in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final, meaning they prevented the Kings from sweeping the series, meaning puckball is more interesting now, meaning your Editor-in-Chief upgraded her DirecTV package so that she could watch more puckball! She has now seen a grand total of 4 puckster games and is getting really into it.

And in honor of #ThrowbackThursday, here’s a double dose of semi-vintage Lindsay Lohan. She’s a blonde in 2010 and a redhead in 2012. Enjoy!

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  • Mahousu

    I’m sorry, but those pics have to be two decades apart, not two years apart.

    • BMW

      Drugs and alcohol really are time machines!

      • glasspusher

        Indeed, and ones more lipstick and rouge can’t turn back!

    • $73376667

      Two make-up artists apart.

  • Crabbie Offman

    I’d still do Lindsay, but I won’t respect her in the morning. Or myself. Still, crazy drunk chicks are hot. I hold that truth to be self-evident.

    • mfp

      yeah…i’d still play ‘connect the dots’ on/with her

      • Crabbie Offman

        That would be a long, lost weekend.

  • barrelhse

    I didn’t hump her, either.