Morning Sideboob: Jake Gyllenhaal Punched Taylor Swift’s V-Card, Then Stood Her Up To Her Birthday Party

Morning Sideboob: Jake Gyllenhaal Punched Taylor Swift's V-Card, Then Stood Her Up To Her Birthday Party
Spike Jonze Tries to Interview the Interviewer
God knows there are worse jobs than being paid millions of dollars to create films and then go out and promote them. But it has to get a little tiresome for filmmakers to do press and have to answer the same inane questions over and over. Spike Jonze seems to be suffering from award season burnout, as evidenced by a recent satellite interview he did with BBC “Newsnight” anchor Emily Maitlis about his latest film, Her. Emily’s questions rubbed Spike the wrong way right out of the gate and he decided to turn the tables on her.

While Dame Emily faked left and went right to avoid Spike’s questions, she was more forthcoming about her feelings on Twitter.

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These two need to just get it over with and kiss.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Takes Taylor Swift’s Virginity and Runs

This may explain the bitter revenge songwriting and the gritted teeth behind the toothy smile. It seems songbird Taylor Swift gifted then-boyfriend with the present you give the guy who has everything: her virginity. And what did Jake do to repay her? He was a no-show to her 21st birthday party. He ruined her grand plans to open up a bottle of sparkling cider, lock arms, and guzzle it down. She wouldn’t drink the real stuff, silly. That stuff sends bubbles into her nose and makes her sneeze.

A good “friend” says:

She thought she was going to marry Jake, that’s how in love she was with him. Taylor thought maybe he was planning some sort of surprise. Nope. He didn’t show up and she locked herself in the bathroom and cried the entire night.

Another source says the reason Jake didn’t come to the party was because he was spending the weekend in the mountains with a male friend on their annual camping trip.

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Sharon Stone Struts Her Stuff in Shape

Her name is Sharon Stone, and she’s proud to say she’s 56 years old. She likes to kick, stretch, and kick!

But seriously, the woman looks damn good. Sharon reveals all her secrets to the mag on staying youthful and fit. Unfortunately, it involves putting down the bottle.

There was a point in my 40s where I went into the bathroom with a bottle of wine, locked the door, and said, ‘I’m not coming out until I can totally accept the way I look right now.’ And I examined my face in the magnifying mirror, and I looked at my body, and I cried and cried and cried. Then I said to myself, ‘You’re going to get old now. How do you want to do that?’ I used to love wine, but I don’t drink at all now. I think, at a certain point, it’s better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated.

Men, drink away. Apparently, it only makes you guys look more fabulous.

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  • Triviamaven

    Spike Jones did the same thing when interviewed by NPR. This is what he does.

  • lalameda

    I don’t see “Her” as being better than “Lars and the Real Girl.” I heard a woman talking about seeing “Her” with some “shy male” type guys. They didn’t like the ending but said it would be easy to fix that “bug.”

  • $73376667

    OK, he was apparently 29 at the time while she was a virgin at 20. Wikipedia says they’d been dating for all of two months before this 21st birthday incident, which was apparently enough time for Swift to decide he was “totally the one” and going to marry him (making fourth base totes OK).And nobody saw Bad Things coming out of this relationship? No signs of “values dissonance” at any prior point in this relationship that apparently lasted all of three months total?

  • Joseph

    Just for clarification when you advertize “todays side boob” I expect to see a shapely lump of adipose tissue the size if a Kardahian butt cheek bulging out of a tank top.