Morning Sideboob: Flavor Flav Can’t Drive 55, Nicole Kidman Goes Topless, and Amanda Bynes Doesn’t Go To Jail

Flavor Flav Still Public Enemy Number One When It Comes To Driving

Stars get arrested for speeding, driving drunk, you name it, all the time, which is weird because if you are an insanely rich person, you have people to drive you around. The most recent fading start to be caught by the fuzz is Flavor Flav, once and forever rap’s greatest hype man and one half of Public Enemy, who was arrested for speeding in Long Island.

On most days, this wouldn’t be news, because Flav has a whopping 16 suspensions on his license and pretty much gets busted for driving-related offenses as often as you change your socks.

But, please take note, Flav was rolling in a Hyundai. Seriously, was PE’s deal with their record label that bad that Flav can’t afford at least a mid-tier SUV? What about the residuals The Flavor of Love? That should at least get you into a Chevy Malibu or something, right?

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Flav was charged with a felony, because that’s what happens when you have one gazillion suspensions on your record. How much sadness would you have if you ended up doing felony time because you got busted speeding in a Hyundai?

[Newsday]

Nicole Kidman Takes Her Top Off But Leaves Her Shoes On

Nicole Kidman has been the face (feet??) of high-end shoe brand Jimmy Choo for quite a while now, but she goes topless in her latest ad spots for the shoes.

The 46-year-old Australian looks stunning and thin in the revealing photos. One features the mother of four topless and holding a purse over her breasts with grey, knee-high gladiator stilettos. […]

Another look features Kidman only wearing nude underwear with a white blazer, showing off ample cleavage while rocking tangerine-colored heels and a grey bag.

Since we are a ragtag un-rich sideboob operation, you’ll have to roll on over to US Magazine to see the pix. Also, Kidman has four children? Who knew?

[US Magazine]

Amanda Bynes Will Soon Be Free To Roam The Streets Again

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Remember Amanda Bynes? She’s the poor little rich famous girl that captured our hearts and minds about a year ago when her very public meltdown played out on Twitter for all the world to see. There was the hit and run and the random fire starting and the bong throwing, the last of which led to Bynes being arrested. But now it looks like she’s going to walk in a travesty of a miscarriage of a sham of justice.

Amanda — who said she threw a flower vase and not a bong — was charged with marijuana possession, evidence tampering and reckless endangerment.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the case will be resolved tomorrow in court. Here’s what will happen. The case will be put on ice. Amanda will NOT enter a plea. If she keeps her nose clean and continues her therapy for the next 6 months, the charges will be formally DISMISSED and the case will be sealed. The fancy legal term — Adjournment in Contemplation of Dismissal.

We’re actually with Bynes on this. One should not be tossed in prison for bong throwing or bong using, unless the bong throwing is actually at someone. Enjoy your freedom, Amanda.

[TMZ]

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