Mar 19, 2014
Morning Sideboob: Drew Barrymore Says Playboy Is For Me But Not For Thee
Drew’s Not Passing the Playboy Torch
Drew Barrymore is building up her arsenal of parental clichés early, starting with “Do as I say, not as I do.” Although Drew’s daughter, Olive, is only a year old, she’s all ready to put the clampdown on any future offers from Hugh Hefner. Drew, now six months pregnant with her second child with husband Will Kopelman, appeared nude in Playboy when she was only 19 years old, but she’s going to make sure she’s the only one in the family to grace the girly mag’s pages. When Drew was asked what she would do if one day Olive asked her permission to pose in the buff, she said,
I would not let her. I don’t think I would. I would influence her not to, because my life choices are supposed to be the gateway to somebody else’s. That’s my journey.
So instead of the “Because I said so!” adage, Olive has the more hippie version of “That’s my journey” to look forward to. We take it Drew’s offspring will also be forbidden from entering rehab at 13, marrying virtual strangers or morons, and—our favorite—flashing unsuspecting talk show hosts.
Kelly Osbourne Heckles Joan Rivers
Given the two-drink minimum enforced at most comedy gigs, it’s expected that patrons are going to be feeling no pain by the time the show starts. That may be the reason behind Kelly Osbourne’s recent behavior at a Joan Rivers stand-up routine. The two co-star on E!’s Fashion Police and are good friends, but once the sauce starts to percolate in Kelly’s bloodstream—remember, it’s the same blood that flows through madman Ozzy’s system—there’s no stopping her. A source tattled:
Kelly had one drink before the show started and then during the show, she got up and went to the bar to get even more drinks.
The source also explained how where Kelly was seated may have set her off, saying:
In the beginning of the show, there were open seats in the front row and Joan invited people in the ‘bad’ seats to come down front. Kelly and her friend ran down from their seats that were further back, but Joan wouldn’t let her sit in the seats. She said ‘No, no one that I know.’ So Kelly and her friend ended up sitting a few rows back. Kelly was yelling things out to Joan during the show when no one else was and she was throwing her hands up in the air. She was doing it obnoxiously. Everyone around her thought she was drunk.
Joan is a road veteran and can take care of herself, but we’d love to be a fly on the wall of the next Fashion Police taping. If she needs to, Kelly could always use the “breakup defense” since she just split from fiancé Matthew Mosshart. It’s worth a try.
The Rock Cooks Up a Generous Surprise
The list of celebs who have pissed off their housekeepers is a long one and includes everyone from Sharon Stone to Chris Cornell, Jerry Seinfeld, and Kobe Bryant. Housekeepers are not people you really want to mess with. They know the secrets you hide in your closet, literally. In addition to simply being a generous guy, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is no fool and knows how to keep his staff happy and quiet. The Fast and the Furious 6 star just surprised his housekeeper of 10 years, Esperanza, with a new car. He even tweeted this photo:
We can just imagine the rest of his employees expecting an Oprah car giveaway moment in their futures.
“You get a car!” “You get a car!” “Everybody gets a car!”
We gotta say, this was a sweet gesture, and The Rock is a much better gift giver than other celebs. Remember the kickbacks Arnold Schwarzenegger was handing out to his staff?