Nov 1, 2017
Morning Sideboob: Drake Spits on Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Magazine Cover
Rolling Stone Gives “Drake’s Cover” to Philip Seymour Hoffman
Philip Seymour Hoffman is the official Rodney Dangerfield of the newly dead. Guy can’t get no respect! I tell ya. First Valentino used the actor’s wake as an opportunity to promote their products. And now Drake is taking PSH to task for cockblocking his Rolling Stone cover.
The music mag interviewed Drake for its latest issue and we guess pinkie-promised him the cover…until news broke of Philip’s death. Then the cover went to Philip. And now Drake is livid. Like, overturning-barstools-and-throwing-bottles-of-booze livid.
Was that a little cold-hearted? My bad. Try this.
The guy’s so hot under the collar about the diss, he’s taking his ball and going home. Game over.
Drake must be in the off segment of his on/off association with Rihanna cuz that’s not the only thing sending him into a childlike tantrum. Mackelmore’s apology to Kendrick Lamar for winning the Grammy? That was lame, too.
That shit was wack as fuck. I was like, ‘You won. Why are you posting your text message? Just chill. Take your W, and if you feel you didn’t deserve it, go get better — make better music. It felt cheap. It didn’t feel genuine. Why do that? Why feel guilt? You think those guys would pay homage to you if they won?
Relaaaax, man. You’re a hard-core rapper now. You could still be doing this embarrassing crap for a living.
Hang Out With BFFs Matt and Ben
From time to time, there are opportunities to donate some money to charity, enter a raffle, and win some kind of outing with an actor type. But the actors are usually never anyone you’d actually care to spend time with. Here’s one even we would love to experience. For only a $10 donation, your name will be thrown into a hat to see if you can win a night out with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck…and you can even bring your best friend.
You and your best friend will be flown to Los Angeles to go out with Ben and Matt to a super secret, super cool, Hollywood event. You’ll be rubbing elbows with other fancy celebs and athletes as Ben and Matt’s VIP guests, and so much more. It’ll basically be the most legendary best friend double date in history.
If this video is any indication of what’s in store, sign us up.
Katherine Heigl Needs Your Money
If you’re less in the mood to help those in need and more in the mood to help out a famous millionaire actress, you can donate your hard-earned pennies to Katherine Heigl’s lesbian movie. The actress, who is known to alienate everyone around her, is only asking for $150,000 through an Indiegogo pyramid scheme (which is now called crowd funding) to finish the film Jenny’s Wedding. In return, you can litter your house with items such as a coffee mug! ($40 donation), an official beanie! ($50 donation), and a signed screenplay! ($75 donation).
In the film, Heigl plays a lesbian who surprises her conservative parents, played by Tom Wilkinson and Linda Emond, when she tells them she wants to marry a woman.
Celebrities with millions in the bank, knock that shit off. Stop asking your fans to pay for your vanity projects. It pisses us off.
Here’s all you need to know:
1. Unlike Kickstarter, if Jenny’s Wedding doesn’t collect its goal of $150,000 by March 28, they still get to keep all the cash.
2. Katherine Heigl’s net worth is estimated at $18 million.
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