Morning Sideboob: Diddy Rings in the New Year

Morning Sideboob: Diddy Rings in the New Year

P. Diddy Pops the Question, Or Not

Has one of the biggest playboys of our time decided to settle down? Say it ain’t so, P. Diddy! The notorious Lothario has seduced the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Kim Porter, and Cameron Diaz. But it appeared that the father of five had thrown down anchor with his latest girlfriend, singer Cassie Ventura – with Instagram proof:

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With this ring, the smooth talker asked:

Baby, do you like it? I just want to get you wat you Like ! I just wanna Mk you smile :) #takeDat.!

How could a woman resist? That Diddy sure has a way with words and abbreviations. Take Dat! Boom!

“It’s perfect!” she replied.

Everyone thought Diddy must’ve had a change of heart because while on The View last year, he wasn’t feeling the marriage thing just yet.

It definitely would be a dream come true for me to just one day be ready for that [marriage]. I’m not really looking because I know the responsibility that comes with that, and I think that a lot of people, they jump into that and they’re not honest with themselves.

I’m brutally honest with myself. I don’t want to get married and not make that woman be the best. I’ve been close to it, and when I’m ready, I’ll make the announcement, but when I do it, I’m doing it forever.

Now you, dear people, may be forgiven for thinking that ring + question = proposal, but it is not so, per Mr. Diddy, who had a minion say naw mang, that wasn’t a proposal. The ways of the heart are so confusing.

Gwen Angers Chubby Chasers

It’s easy to refer to an old picture of yourself as “chunky” when you look this fit when you’re 11 months pregnant.

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An over-abundance of crunches and kale can lead to a warped sense of reality. Nine out of ten super-pregnant women aren’t going to cram their sore and swollen bodies into a pair of leather pants and high heels and put on just enough weight so the baby has something to eat.

But those women aren’t Gwen Stefani. The fashion maven set off a social media firestorm when she posted a photo of herself from 1983 when she was merely a Sting autograph hound. The problem is, she referred to herself as “chunky me” when in reality, she just looks like a run-of-the-mill teenager.

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Then came the responses:

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Now we know which photo Gwen uses as motivation when she’s training for onstage stunts like this:

Lady Gaga and Britney Hang in Vegas

Ever want to hang with a celeb? Well, all you have to do is put it out there in the universe that you’ll be in the area and it’ll happen. Right? An invite will fall right in your lap. Or maybe that magic’s reserved for the elite inner circle.

Lady Gaga was heading out to Sin City to check out Britney Spears’ show and sent off a tweet about it. And just like that, Brit tweeted back.

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Then…abracadabra alakazam!

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What the?

Me and Brit Brit <3,” gaga="" tagged="" the="" picture,="" which="" she="" uploaded="" to="" that="" weird="" little="" monsters="" social="" network="" she’s="" still="" trying="" to="" make="" happen.="" “she="" looked="" so="" gorgeous,="" the="" show="" was="" so="" much="" fun,="" and="" her="" dad="" gave="" us="" the="" best="" bbq.="" it="" was="" a="">

Don’t you just love to watch the glamorous life from behind a metaphorical security fence, your hand reaching out between the bars, as you whisper, “Brit…ney.” “Ga…ga.”

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  • Mahousu

    Wait a sec – Lady Gaga’s tweet is marked “02 Feb,” while Britney’s response is “7:43 PM – 1 Feb 2014.” Britney Spears has precognition?? Or is maybe a time traveller??Now I’m going to have to completely rethink my opinion of her.