Morning Sideboob: Your Up-To-The-Minute Justin Bieber Arrest News

Justin Adds to His Rap Sheet

The events of the last two months in Justin Bieber’s life will be the point in his 2019 “Behind the Music” episode when the needle on the record scratches and everything gets serious. Not content with his near arrest for throwing eggs and possession or his first arrest in Miami for drunk driving, Justin is now being charged with assaulting a limo driver in Canada.

Toronto police say they were called to the area of Dundas Street West and University Avenue on the evening of Sunday, Dec. 29, 2013.

Bieber, 19, attended a Toronto Maple Leafs game that evening at the Air Canada Centre.

At the time, police told The Canadian Press they were investigating an assault allegation but said it was unclear whether it was Bieber or a member of his entourage who was the subject of a complaint.

Bieber turned himself in Wednesday evening.

We hope Justin rested up during his recent getaway to Panama…cuz he’s got a few courthouse visits in his future.

Courtney Love Launches YouTube Channel

Morning Sideboob: Your Up-To-The-Minute Justin Bieber Arrest News

Fresh off the heels of her not guilty verdict for Twitter libel (twibel!), the gangster of grunge has just announced she will be launching a YouTube channel where she can share all of her convoluted views on the world. And those views are countless and often come in the form of rambling conspiracy theories. In other words, they are endlessly entertaining. Courtney explained her motive behind the project:

I’ve said “no” so many times to doing lame TV shows over the years. But then along came the digital world to disrupt everything.

There are so many cool things happening in web culture right now that I love—from all the weird and fringy stuff, to the fun over the top personalities of YouTube vloggers. From cool Fashion chick’s videos and makeup tutorials, to some amazing discoveries in new music and art from all over the world.

Fascinating!

Will she talk about her upcoming memoir? The reported Hole reunion? Her enduring hatred of Dave Grohl? You’ll have to tune in and find out.

Lorde Is Thankful for Kiwis

A lot gets reported about all the naughty things celebrities get into. But here’s one for the good guys. Even though Lorde won two Grammys on Sunday, the 17-year-old hasn’t forgotten where she comes from and took pen to paper to thank all her fans in her hometown of New Zealand. She took out a full-page ad in the New Zealand Hearald to run the handwritten note below.

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Meanwhile, some truthers in the States are questioning the validity of Lorde’s reported age. Her Grammy performance left some wondering if she was truly merely a schoolgirl.

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Time to hire Orly Taitz to find out.

Katy Perry Finger-Bangs Anna Kendrick’s Cleavage

Actress Anna Kendrick had quite a night at the Grammys this year (yes, we’re still talking about them). She told Conan during his show on Tuesday about her up-close-and-very-personal experiences with both Beyonce and Katy Perry. While Anna’s encounter with Bey was more in girl-crush territory,

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Katy took it a bit farther…and got to second base. Anna told Conan:

Katy Perry finger-banged my cleavage. It was a weird night. She’s very mature! I was kind of asking for it. If nobody had done it I would’ve been a little sad. I’ve met her before, and she’s aggressive. I like it.

The events of the night appeared to be wild, but it’s all fun and games until you wake up with a terrible hangover, as evidenced by Anna’s tweet the next morning:

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Ouch.

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  • glasspusher

    “Katy finger-banged my cleavage”. Wow, I’m glad I wasn’t in high school when such things were being said. I might have hurt myself…

  • Jeff Mc Donald

    If his last name was Lohan, he would have already been executed.